Existential TroutinThe Hit JobVoq testifies before the Klingon Resources CouncilDeleted Star Trek: Discovery scene shows another side to everyone’s favorite warrior race4 min read·Oct 4, 2017----
Existential TroutinThe Hit JobReport: Kyrie Irving trade took so long because he claims not to have a skeletonRoutine physical examination delayed by conspiracy theory2 min read·Sep 12, 2017----
Existential TroutinThe Hit JobTranscript of Blair — Bush phone call on the eve of the Iraq War declassifiedIs this the conversation that explains Tony Blair’s later conversion to Catholicism?5 min read·Jul 7, 2017----
Existential TroutinThe Hit JobHow to tell if the world is about to end: Part IA self-help guide for the coming apocalypse4 min read·Jun 22, 2017----
Existential TroutinThe Hit Job2 hands are better than 1Man immediately becomes pathetic after minor injury, mirroring the state of a nation5 min read·Jun 7, 2017----
Existential TroutinThe Hit JobThe CIA finally worked out how to get rid of Donald Trump… and it’s not what you’re thinking3 min read·May 24, 2017----
Existential TroutinThe Hit JobISIS declares policy of ‘strong and stable’ governmentTerrorist group continues to attract tourists from the UK by borrowing Conservative Party campaign slogan2 min read·May 8, 2017----
Existential TroutinThe Hit JobBritish prime minister calls ‘fake news’ on the European UnionTheresa May implores British electorate not to be influenced by any institutions that aren’t her own political party3 min read·May 4, 2017----
Existential TroutinThe Hit JobHitler’s gas problemHow the Trump administration has ruined satire4 min read·Apr 18, 2017----
Existential TroutWhat’s with the BBC’s coverage of MOAB?Apparently if you make things go boom you get free publicity.2 min read·Apr 15, 2017----